Why is it that chaos finds you?
This was the question that Ma asked me when I went home for the weekend. At first I thought she was exaggerating but after looking back on my recent train journeys, I think she might be right. Chaos seems to follow me. Chaos and embarrassment. Continue reading
As promised folks, I have returned with stories of my Fresher’s Week. Technically, the week isn’t over yet, but that’s no reason why I can’t fill you in on what’s happened so far, right?
As someone who doesn’t really do much besides complain, I was a little worried that there wouldn’t be much for me to do during Fresher’s Week. After all, I’m not a big drinker and I’ve never been out on the town (or should that be Toon?).
Should I have been worried? Not in the slightest. Continue reading
That’s right folks, a return is on its way. After a long, long, long, long break, I will be returning to inform you of the various embarrassing situations that I bring upon myself whilst at university. Oh that’s right, this is embarrassment on a higher education scale. Continue reading
As the title suggests, I spent yesterday night with the family dog Marcie. As usual, she wanted everyone to be with her where she could see, smell and annoy them. However, she had to put up with seeing, smelling and annoying me all night. Continue reading